mutual enrichment
we need to put all train autistics in office and any government positions possible so they can eviscerate the automobile industry
Anonymous asked:
I just followed you but now that you said you think Spider-Man is bi I think I gotta unfollow sorry
bipeterparker answered:
this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed
peter parker is spider-man????
if you hear someone havingng an emotional moment in the bathroom and crying in a closed stall the best thing you can do for them in that moment is shake the door really loud and growl
Something about this being written in orange makes me feel like op is a bakugou kinnie
never say anything like that on my blog again. i wish instead you had come to my house and cut my head off with a hacksaw
you know, aging is a universal experience but I can’t imagine that my ancestors ever experienced this specific kind of sign that times arrow flies forever forward
the difference between yugioh and magic the gathering (as someone who plays neither) is that a yugioh card says like "if you own a Blorbionicus the King of Red Eyes in your pendulum summon zone (but NOT your left pendulum summon zone) you can special summon (NOT ritual or zexal or pendulum summon) sixteen cards named Blorbimini (excluding Maid Blorbimini) to any zone EXCEPT the super double defense zone" and no one can explain this to me but meanwhile a magic the gathering card says "flying. after the end of your turn draw a card" and people are like oh those fools bc the action only goes on the stack after the end of your turn and because of the use of 'your' instead of 'the owner's' and because mercury is in gatorade, technically it only resolves during the opponents third upkeep when explicitly you cant draw cards or else a sniper will shoot you
my honest to God answer in my defense is that I am fascinated to an unhealthy degree with glitches, system failures, weird rules interactions, etc and so spend unreasonable amounts of time in threads dedicated to discussing weird rules in games i don't play. did you know in the tabletop rpg pathfinder no one can see the moon
@loth-catgirl it's honestly fairly simple. perception checks gain bonuses based off the size of the thing you're trying to see, but gain penalties based on how far away it is. the math lines up such that the very large size of the moon in No way compensates for the negative-over-a-hundred-million penalty imposed by the moon being really far away. this also goes for the sun (larger, but even further away) and, obviously, all stars. no one has ever seen any celestial body
HELLO @arceusbeta I am actually kind of in awe because being able to do the mental rotation of many complex rules to find glitches/system failures/weird rules interactions is a special kind of genius and I would love to hear more about what you have learned about this.
Like unironically I'd take a college class on Failure taught by you, which is a really weird sentence now that I've typed it but you know what I mean.